4/27/2012

Sad Songs | The Golfer

Elton John

A golfer was putting on a hole…a birdie was possible. A stranger walked up and said, “I’ll help you make that birdie, if you agree to give up 1/4 of your sex life. The golfer agreed.

On another hole the same thing happened.

On the final hole…with a birdie possible…the stranger said, “If you agree to give up all of your sex life, I’ll help you make this birdie.”

The golfer agreed. Then the stranger told the golfer, “I’ve tricked you; I’m the devil.” The golfer replied, “Pleased to meet you…I’m father O’Malley!”

 

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